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Friday, 5 August 2016

Choose the correct option...!!!

Haaai,
This is really a dull hi actually.Today my day is literally disgusting.I will let you know what had happened.How do you feel when some one erupted in derision about what you do(on your career).So here's how it goes.


How humiliated do you feel when some one comment on your face about what you do and the way you behave.Today when we were in aptitude class,we had an incredible professor who is from IIT Kanpur,to train us.He has got really really extreme skill set.We enjoyed the way he out-spoke.Those words touched my heart and made a great sense and I think it is my first and best lesson till now.




He told tricks in Aptitude,for about half-n-hour.But remaining time i.e;3 1/2 hours he went across the globe with his talks and took the wind out of sails.Of course we enjoyed till some time,but later he commented that what we do is wrong,waste,holy crap what not every sensor word can be included here.I think I have never come across such type of talking in my life.We were about to step into our careers for about a month,and what the freak is he?But his words made a sense to me personally.



Dear People,If you choose a career option then consult those who are experienced,as well as pick one which has future scope.Let me give you a real life example....What did you guys think of your career to be?You choose a branch in your Graduation.You take it because your parents might have forced you/your friends opted it/by seeing those who are well settled in it.But let me compare it with another live situation.Which phone did you guys used before 10 years,before 5 years and now...See there is an amendment in what you use.And life before 10 years and after is completely different.So,what did you get. Do not blindly follow your elder generations by looking at their status and stature.


Bring up your dreams and don't let them die beneath.Follow what has better compatibility in future."We cant expect any shit from the future,never ever cant change the past;we are left with today."

I came to know how dumb decisions  we can make in our life.But I think I have a ray of hope on my career.Never again choose a wrong decision in my life,At least hope so.Be serious cronies,next 40 years of your life in one selection.



Wednesday, 3 August 2016

1,2,3,4,5,........................100,101,102...........

Ayyo,


When is your birthday?That day seems so special for you na. Of course on the dark side you don't know how those many years have passed in your life.Your mom and dad bless you anyway and give special gifts.You will be busy with phone calls and the most magical moment of birthday is BIRTHDAY BUMPS.You feel very painful but there's a great tradition after this.Lets see people.,




In French-speaking Canada, the U.S. and Australia, "birthday punches" are given in a similar fashion, with the person whose birthday it is being punched a number of times equal to his/her age, often with one additional punch "for luck".In some places, instead of a punch "for luck," the recipient is pinched "to grow an inch." In Brazil, Hungary, Argentina, Italy, and other countries, the person has his/her earlobes pulled.The Hungarian tradition also involves at the same time as pulling the earlobes wishing the person a happy birthday or reciting a rhyme whose English translation is "God bless you, live so long so your ears reach your ankles."







Most of us have, at least once, grabbed our friends and lifted them up in the air or kicked their derriere on their birthday as a part of the popular birthday bumps custom. While this is considered a source of fun, the Indian Institute of Technology (IIT)-Bombay recently sent out a notice, banning birthday bumps on their campus. According to the notice, any such activities would be considered an offence equivalent to ragging. The ban has brought the focus back on this age-old tradition that still remains an integral part of birthday celebrations.



Another variation is "Engagement bumps" given to the bride following the exchange of rings.Another variation, common in Scotland, is called "the dumps" (often referred to as "the bumps"). It is similar to "the bumps", but after the chorus of Happy Birthday, the child is thumped on the back or arm several times, once for each year of their life, again typically with "one for luck!"Another version in India practiced usually among boys is to hold the arms and legs of the birthday boy, and kick him in the buttocks with or without shoes. This can be done gently, or in a manner which causes pain depending on the level of frustration the kicker has on the kicked. The belief is that all anger and bitter feelings which the kickers have on the kicked are vented and forgotten on the birthday of the kicked. The bumps are not only for the birthday boy. Students getting job while on campus,students winning awards, a very irritating student are also kicked in their buttocks.






"The bumps", or "the dumps" in Scotland, a birthday torment common in countries such as the UK, Ireland, Canada, and India, involves the friends and family of the person whose birthday it is taking him or her by the arms and legs, and "bumping" him/her up into the air and down onto the floor. The number of "bumps" given equals the age of the person in years plus one "for luck".Usually "the Bumps" are administered only to children, in part because as people grow up they become too heavy for the process.Sometimes bumps are also referred to as kicks where the person celebrating their birthday is held by their arms and legs and their friends kick them. This practice is often disapproved in regard to health and safety concerns.






As a funny hackneyed phrase says,"Rules are for Fools"...Enjoy your birthday whole heartedly because those memories with your friends wont come back....Happy birthdays for you all in advance and belated. Au revoir.


Friday, 8 July 2016

Hold on.....Right Right

Do you like travelling?Did you travel any where till now?Of course many places na!When did you have your first travel experience?For many people according to me,might be when they are going to college.You take a bus and keep your leg on last step and hang by the door on foot board.....and When you sit in a bus peacefully and if it is struck in traffic you automatically get rage and then driver stops the engine for a moment and you peep through the window and see here and there,you even hear the conversation of people behind you and finally when the bus starts you will be very clearly immersed in their conversation and you really hurt for that.Actually there will be many circumstances where you might have gone through some funny incidents.


I got many funny incidents to share with you.It was my first time travelling in bus.I used to go to C classes as my papa forced me to learn something in holidays.He used to drop me, after the class is finished he asked me to take the bus and showed me bus stands,bus numbers etc etc.So, after a few days I go to know the buses which will go to our house; other than that I don't know anything then(As a matter of course I knew now).A lady in the middle 40's seems working as a daily cottier approached me asked "Amma,e bus Kondapalli veltunda"?(Daughter will this bus go to kondapalli?).If I wont say she'll think I dont know anything,So, I just nodded my head.That bus is about to leave then at a stretch she banged the bus and that driver stopped.She inquired about route details then the driver asked her to take another bus.Another bus came and she again came to me whether this bus will go or not. OMG,She is mad or what,I tricked her once again she came to me.To be frank I laughed like anything by telling this to many people as this is my first experience.It remained till this day.As I'm in the scene and directly dealt with the situation I couldn't control laugh.The way she ran and her slang.


Even now I have many deadly experiences.Some people sleep in buses and then I want to shout in their ears bowww,so that they will fear.And there are these ladies who throw their baskets and keep place for other ladies,and even throw their kerchiefs.These memories remain like that for years...like that only.